Fuck Plain, put Raspberries in there or Something

Sometime earlier Ryan J. Allen mentioned that it is not possible to make cheese from breast milk. Today I am bringing to your attention that while breast milk cheese is impossible, yoghurt with a vaginal mucosa base is entirely possible. Because both vaginas and yoghurt contain lactobacillus.

Merry Turkey Day to All!

And to all a good night!

<nonsense>

On the second crisp Monday of October, 1963, Joseph Turkman, a rural Ontarian farmer, started making his rounds in a horse drawn carriage. Mr. Turkman, as he liked to be called, would travel the then gravel Provincial Road from Trenton to Morrisburg selling his Autumn Bird door to door, for twenty seven cents each. By the time the railroad was built in 1980 his bird had been renamed the Turkey, in honor of the traveling farmer who introduced his magical bird to the world. On November 27th, 1981, George Washinton was dining on an imported Turkey and was so impressed with the bird he declared a new national holiday; Thanksgiving day, for of the gratitude he felt toward the animal who had given up his life for his to continue. The next year Turkey Day again came, but the Canadians were so impressed by the title the Americans had used, they decided to steal the name. And thus we have the history of Thanksgiving Day in Canada.

</nonsense>

Shocking News

How White and Nerdy Are You?

I am far less white and nerdy than I thought, apparently.

Canadian Tire Day Tomorrow, Too

I have been a fan of the ABC program Lost since this time last year; I had purchased the first season on DVD and devoured its contents within a week. I was able to catch enough of the episodes during season two to have a good enough understanding of the story, and I even caught the finale. When the second season became available on DVD I bought it and watched the episodes I had missed, so I am quite familiar with the story thus far.

Last Wednesday I believed the season premier of lost was to air that evening. I was greatly disappointed to learn that a clip show, recapping the series from the beginning would be airing in its place. I chose to wait until this Wednesday, when actual new content is going to be aired. Speaking of new content, South Park also premiers tomorrow, and has been made using World of Warcraft, apparently.